On cover: The silliest, funniest, wackiest, nuttiest songs ever written.

For voice and piano, with chord symbols and guitar chord diagrams

Ahab, the Arab -- Chickery chick -- Come Josephine, in my flying machine (up she goes) -- Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? -- Dummy song (I'll take the legs from some old table) -- Gertie from Bizerte -- Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellen Bogen by the sea -- Gimme a little kiss, will ya, huh? -- Ha! Ha! Don't make me laugh! -- How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life -- I'm hip -- I scream - you scream, we all scream for ice cream -- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me -- Inka dinky doo -- It's a swingy little thingy -- Itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow ploka dot bikini -- Lydia, the tattooed lady -- Mairzy doats -- Minnie the Moocher -- My attorney, Bernie -- A nose full of nickels -- Paddlin' Madelin' home -- Papa loves Mambo -- Put your shoes on, Lucy -- Sadie Salome (Go home) -- Sam, you made the pants too long -- Seven little girls sitting in the back seat -- Shaddup you face -- Slappin' the cakes on me -- The teddy bears' picnic -- There's a little box of pine on the 7:29 -- They're wearing 'em higher in Hawaii (higher, higher, higher) -- The thing -- Too fat polka (she's too fat for me) -- Van Lingle mungo -- When banana skins are falling (I'll come sliding back to you) -- When Yuba plays the rhumba on the tuba -- Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night? -- Where do you work-a, John? (Push-a push-a push) -- Yes, we have no bananas -- (I'll be glad when you're dead) you rascal, you -- You tell her I stutter.

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