Section	Section Description	Page Number
	Introduction	p. 1
	Down on the Farm	p. 5
	The First Big Blow	p. 13
	Big Bangs and Ugly Band Costumes	p. 17
	Cinderella in the Desert	p. 27
	Leaving Arizona	p. 33
	I Miss Going to Switzerland	p. 39
	I Was a Teenage TV Star	p. 43
	9021-Oh	p. 53
	The Rule of Three	p. 61
	Beautiful Boys	p. 67
	Kelly and Dylan Forever	p. 71
	Housekeeping	p. 77
	I Like Your Style	p. 81
	Don't Open That Door	p. 87
	Running Down the Aisle	p. 91
	The Real Deal	p. 97
	Beautiful Light	p. 101
	The Cutest Girl on Set	p. 107
	Zen and the Makeup Chair	p. 111
	Leaving the ZIP Code	p. 115
	Building Our Boat	p. 119
	All Aboard!	p. 123
	What I Like About You	p. 129
	RV'ing	p. 137
	So You Think I Can Dance?	p. 143
	Holidays and Hospitals	p. 153
	Racing the Clock	p. 157
	A Little Bit ... Devastated	p. 161
	It's Not Exactly the OK Corral	p. 167
	Love on the Rocks	p. 173
	Opa!	p. 177
	A New Day, a New Hoodie	p. 181
	Home Alone	p. 185
	Getting to Know the Girl in the Mirror	p. 189
	Stalking the Elusive Happy Family	p. 195
	Who's That Girl?	p. 199
	Throw This House out the Window	p. 205
	Dog About Town	p. 209
	Licking the Bottom of My Shoe	p. 213
	A Little Twitter	p. 219
	Single with a Capital "S"	p. 223
	Never Say Never	p. 225
	Mistaken Identity	p. 227
	Is There an App for That?	p. 231
	Three Little Birdies	p. 235
	Deep Thoughts	p. 239
	Acknowledgments	p. 241