So you're going bald!
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Sharpe, Julius. Baldness > Humor. |
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Humor. |
- ISBN: 9780062859389
- Physical Description xv, 234 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
- Edition First edition.
- Publisher [Place of publication not identified] : [publisher not identified], 2019.
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Table of Contents
So You're Going Bald!
Section | Section Description | Page Number |
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Preface | p. xi | |
1 | What the Fuck Is Happening to Me? | p. 1 |
2 | I Went Bald on 9/11 | p. 11 |
3 | Life as a Bald Man and Why It Sucks | p. 19 |
4 | How to Get a Personality, and Fast! | p. 31 |
5 | What People with Personalities Do | p. 35 |
6 | What to Say | p. 41 |
7 | How to Look | p. 45 |
8 | Glasses | p. 55 |
9 | Facial Hair | p. 61 |
10 | Plugs, Drugs, and Rugs | p. 71 |
11 | Drugs! | p. 81 |
12 | A Tale of Toupees | p. 89 |
13 | Shaving Your Head | p. 99 |
14 | DWB (Dating While Bald) | p. 105 |
15 | Sex Robots Are on the Way, and No, They Are Not the Answer | p. 115 |
16 | How to Act on a Date | p. 121 |
17 | The Sex Decision | p. 125 |
18 | Bald Sex (aka B.S.) | p. 131 |
19 | Marriage | p. 139 |
20 | Bald Man Tips for a Healthy Marriage | p. 145 |
21 | Toupee, Part Toupee | p. 151 |
22 | Loving Someone Bald | p. 165 |
23 | Employing the Bald | p. 173 |
24 | Skinspirations | p. 179 |
25 | Matthew McConaughey | p. 189 |
26 | What Does It All Mean? | p. 195 |
27 | Toupee: Threepee | p. 205 |
28 | So You Are Bald! | p. 211 |
29 | (Kinda) Serious Conclusions | p. 219 |
Acknowledgments | p. 231 |