I've got sand in all the wrong places
Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This six book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand) Mother Mary." This seventh volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo"
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Scottoline, Lisa. Serritella, Francesca Scottoline. Mothers and daughters > Humor. Women > Humor. |
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Humor. |
- ISBN: 125005995X
- ISBN: 9781250059956
- Physical Description 306 pages : illustrations
- Edition First edition.
- Publisher New York : St. Martin's Press, 2016.
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Table of Contents
I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places
Section | Section Description | Page Number |
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I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places | ||
Lisa | p. 1 | |
Fighting Like... | ||
Francesca | p. 6 | |
Little Black Dress? | ||
Lisa | p. 11 | |
Ho Ho Ho | ||
Lisa | p. 14 | |
Not a Creature Was Stirring | ||
Lisa | p. 17 | |
Auld Lang Sayonara | ||
Francesca | p. 21 | |
Changing Tide | ||
Lisa | p. 24 | |
Love Match | ||
Lisa | p. 27 | |
SWF Seeking Tamiflu | ||
Francesca | p. 31 | |
With Apologies to Mother Mary | ||
Lisa | p. 35 | |
The Storm Has Passed | ||
Lisa | p. 39 | |
Swipe Me Tender | ||
Francesca | p. 43 | |
Requiem for a Meal | ||
Lisa | p. 46 | |
People of Earth | ||
Lisa | p. 50 | |
The Quitters Club | ||
Francesca | p. 53 | |
Spanked | ||
Lisa | p. 57 | |
Advice to a Young Tradeswoman, Written by an Old One | ||
Lisa | p. 61 | |
How Much Is a Tracksuit? | ||
Francesca | p. 64 | |
Doggie Dramz | ||
Lisa | p. 68 | |
Mommy's Day Out | ||
Francesca | p. 72 | |
Celebrity Crushed | ||
Lisa | p. 76 | |
This Is the Pits | ||
Lisa | p. 83 | |
Judge Doorman | ||
Francesca | p. 87 | |
Got Limes? | ||
Lisa | p. 91 | |
I Saw the Sign | ||
Lisa | p. 95 | |
Incident Report | ||
Francesca | p. 99 | |
Laugh at My Pain | ||
Francesca | p. 104 | |
It's Not About Me | ||
Lisa | p. 113 | |
Mother Mary Flunks Time Magazine | ||
Lisa | p. 117 | |
Barbarians at the Frontgate | ||
Lisa | p. 121 | |
Milestone or Millstone? | ||
Lisa | p. 125 | |
Topping the Leader Board | ||
Lisa | p. 129 | |
Upgrading the Macaroni Necklace | ||
Francesca | p. 133 | |
The Amazing Disappearing Middle-Aged Woman | ||
Lisa | p. 139 | |
Bachelorette Bouncer | ||
Francesca | p. 144 | |
Tan, Don't Burn | ||
Lisa | p. 148 | |
Protect the Candle | ||
Lisa | p. 151 | |
Unhappy Madison | ||
Lisa | p. 156 | |
Breaking and Renter-ing | ||
Francesca | p. 160 | |
Spaghetti and Salad | ||
Lisa | p. 165 | |
Holiday FOMO | ||
Francesca | p. 169 | |
Game of Thrones | ||
Lisa | p. 174 | |
Facets of a Stone | ||
Francesca | p. 177 | |
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Lisa | p. 184 | |
A Thing of Beauty | ||
Francesca | p. 187 | |
Over Troubled Waters | ||
Lisa | p. 193 | |
Party Hearty | ||
Lisa | p. 196 | |
Rings of Love | ||
Francesca | p. 200 | |
Thanks for Asking! | ||
Lisa | p. 204 | |
Looking at My Garden | ||
Lisa | p. 208 | |
Pop Goes the Pill | ||
Lisa | p. 212 | |
Those Who Can't Date, Set Up | ||
Francesca | p. 216 | |
Empty Nesting for Experts | ||
Lisa | p. 221 | |
Empty Nesting for Experts, Part Two | ||
Lisa | p. 225 | |
Undefined | ||
Francesca | p. 229 | |
Everything Old Is Nude Again | ||
Lisa | p. 233 | |
The Unofficial Wedding Party | ||
Francesca | p. 237 | |
My Brain Hurts | ||
Lisa | p. 240 | |
Mother Time | ||
Lisa | p. 244 | |
God Gave You Two | ||
Francesca | p. 247 | |
In the Soup | ||
Lisa | p. 250 | |
Look Out! There's a Feminist Behind You | ||
Francesca | p. 255 | |
Muted | ||
Lisa | p. 259 | |
AARP, or American Association of Retired Pets | ||
Lisa | p. 265 | |
They're Playing My Song | ||
Francesca | p. 271 | |
To Error Is Human | ||
Lisa | p. 277 | |
Conditional | ||
Lisa | p. 281 | |
Dog Must Love | ||
Francesca | p. 288 | |
The Godmother | ||
Lisa | p. 289 | |
Friendship on the Flip Side | ||
Lisa | p. 295 | |
You Aren't What You Eat | ||
Lisa | p. 300 | |
Acknowledgments | p. 305 |