From Crimebiters #1: My Dog is Better Than Yout Dog : I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that just because I love crimefighters, vampires and dogs, I made up the whole thing about having a crimefighting vampire dog. Well, I didn't. It's all true. This story is so crazy that I don't think ANYBODY could have made it up. Not even Elroy Evans, writer of the greatest vampire books ever, or Stanley Murdock, creator of the greatest police show ever. The truth is that my dog Abby totally 1) saved me from my slightly crazy babysitter, 2) helped me become friends with an actual, human girl, and 3) stopped evil criminal masterminds in my very own backyard! Excerpted from My Dog Is Better Than Your Dog by Tommy Greenwald All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.