Nice is just a place in France : how to win at basically everything

Book - 2013

818.602 Nic

1 copy / 0 on hold

Available Copies by Location

Location	Collection	Call Number
Victoria	Adult	818.602 Nic	Available

Browse Related Items

Subject

Success > Humor.
Women > Conduct of life > Humor.
Women > Life skills guides > Humor.

Genre

Humor.

ISBN: 1451687761
ISBN: 9781451687767
Physical Description x, 318 pages : illustrations
Edition 1st Gallery Books trade pbk. ed.
Publisher New York ; Gallery Books, 2013.

Content descriptions

Immediate Source of Acquisition Note:

LSC 18.99

Additional Information

Awards, Reviews, & Suggested Reads

Additional Content

Table of Contents

Syndetic Solutions - Table of Contents for ISBN Number 1451687761

Nice Is Just a Place in France : How to Win at Basically Everything

by Betches

Rate this title:

vote data

Click an element below to view details:

Summary

Table of Contents

Cover Image

Nice Is Just a Place in France : How to Win at Basically Everything

Section	Section Description	Page Number
	Introduction	p. 1
	Glossary	p. 13
	Lifestyle: How to Live Like a Betch	p. 17
	Talking Shit: Embracing the End of Nicegirls	p. 18
	Abbreviations and Linguistics: The Language of Efficiency and Humor	p. 22
	Diets: Talking Shit Was Never So Topical	p. 26
	Working Out: A Necessary Moral Dilemma	p. 32
	Getting Fucked Up: Yay!	p. 36
	How to Party Like a Betch	p. 45
	Vacations and Summers: It's a Hard-Knock Life	p. 60
	Image: How to Appear Unapproachable and Hot	p. 67
	Appearance: How to Present Yourself in Public without Being Mistaken for a Homeless Woman or Ke$ha	p. 69
	Clothes: How to Dress Like a Slut (the Classy Way)	p. 76
	Status Symbols: What They Say about You	p. 82
	Social Media Image: How to Look Like the Shit on the Internet	p. 86
	The Art of Being Late: How to Show People That Your Time Is More Valuable than Theirs	p. 98
	Appearing Down-to-Earth: How to Fool People into Thinking You're Not Superficial	p. 100
	Not Keeping Up with the News: How to Pretend to Know What's Going On When You Have No Fucking Idea	p. 104
	How to Manipulate Your Parents into Thinking They Raised a Normal Child	p. 107
	Social Life: People Who You Like Are Worthy of Your Friendship	p. 111
	The Bestie Group Circle	p. 111
	Guy Friends: A Fairy Tale	p. 126
	How to Text Like You're Kind of a Big Deal	p. 129
	People You Dislike: How to Deal with Them While Not Appearing Psychotic	p. 135
	Enemies: The Objects of Your Animosity	p. 138
	Managing the Outer Circle: Fake Is Better than Nothing	p. 143
	College: Using Higher Education to Get Ahead	p. 149
	Not Doing Work in College: How to Revolve Four Years of Your Life Around Drinking and Hangovers	p. 150
	Studying Abroad: How to Culturally Immerse Yourself in Foreign Alcohol	p. 158
	Spring Break: How to Go Hard without Going Home to Jail	p. 163
	College Social Life: How to Keep Friends and Alienate (the Right) People	p. 166
	Greek Life	p. 168
	College Bros: Athletes and Frat Douchebags	p. 173
	Graduation: A Survival Guide	p. 183
	"Career": A Word We Use Loosely	p. 183
	Career Paths: Picking the Least Toxic Poison	p. 185
	How to Apply for a Job Like You Give a Shit	p. 192
	So Now You Have a Job: How to Never Do Work at Work	p. 195
	How to Ask for an Undeserved Raise	p. 198
	Sex: Keep Your Legs Closed and You Too Can Rule the World	p. 203
	Navigating the Bedroom: It's Harder than You Think	p. 210
	Postcoital Conduct: Learning to Take a Hint	p. 219
	Sexting: Getting Fucked in 4G	p. 221
	Birth Control: Manipulating Your Period as if It Were a Man	p. 223
	The Game, Dating, and Love	p. 229
	The Game: Loving Shady Assholes and Hating Nice Guys	p. 230
	Winning the Game: The Scientific Method of Conquering Any Male	p. 249
	Dating: More than Just Free Dinner	p. 256
	The Groupies and How to Get Rid of Them	p. 270
	The Art of Getting to the Second Date	p. 271
	Delusional Dating: The Guide to Dating a Guy Who Doesn't Know It	p. 275
	On the Importance of Being Single	p. 277
	When Love Takes Over	p. 280
	The Long-Distance Relationship: A Recipe for Tears	p. 287
	Manipulating Men	p. 291
	Now That the Love Is Gone: How to Get Over Your Ex	p. 296
	Tying Up the Loose Ends: How to Get Rid of the One Who Won't Go Away	p. 303
	Happily Ever After Requires a Prenup-Getting Engaged	p. 305
	Conclusion: You Can Skip This Part	p. 313
	Acknowledgments	p. 317

Shelf Browser

MARC Record