Roscoe Riley Rules #1: Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs Chapter One Welcome to Time-Out Hey! Over here! It's me. Roscoe. Welcome to the Official Roscoe Riley Time-out Corner. Want to hang out with me? I have to warn you, though. We're going to be here for a while. See, I kinda got in some trouble today. Again. Kids have to follow so many rules! Sometimes my brain forgets to remem-ber them all. It's not like I try to find ways to get in trouble. It's just that trouble has a way of finding me. Truth is, I'm just a normal, everyday kid like you. My favorite food is blue M&M's. My favorite sport is bed jumping. My favorite color is rainbow. And my most not-favorite thing is lima beans. See? Like I said. Just a normal, everyday kid. A normal, everyday kid who sometimes gets into trouble. Like today. I was just trying to help out my teacher. How was I supposed to know you shouldn't glue people to chairs? With Super-Mega-Gonzo Glue? You've done that, haven't you? Oh. Never? Oh. Well, maybe you should hear the whole story. . . . Roscoe Riley Rules #1: Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs . Copyright © by Katherine Applegate. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold. Excerpted from Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs by Katherine Applegate, Katherine Applegate All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.