A boy decides to follow in his father's comically large footsteps. The unnamed white Jewish protagonist clearly doesn't want to go to his friends' parties. Mom forces him to, but the visiting entertainment at each of them, a classic red-nosed, white-faced, huge-pantsed clown who makes balloon animals, leaves him cold. When Happy the Clown asks him, "And what kind of animal do you want, young man?" he answers, "That's okay, Dad.…I'll pass." The boy confesses to a friend that he doesn't like clowns and wishes his father had a "regular" job, like being an accountant, but when the clowning business goes down and Dad goes back to being a lawyer, the boy starts to realize what he's missing. This small-trim picture book has long blocks of text on most spreads, narrowing its read-aloud audience to patient lapsitters. But absence of controlled vocabulary keeps it off the early-reader shelf, nor is it an early chapter book. Some similarly uncategorizable stories can be made to work, but unfortunately this one suffers from an emotionally flat story with little to no tension or intrigue to keep readers of any level engaged. The loose gray and colored-pencil illustrations tonally match the story but don't add excitement or depth to the pages. A pro-clown missive that fails to entertain. (Picture book. 6-8) Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.